Friday, 10 October 2008

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    New Surrender
    By Anberlin
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    Hug me?

    First, I feel hug deprived. I really want someone to just hug me. Preferably a guy.

    I just think guys are better huggers than girls.  Why? Because a) Guys are just more comforting in most instances and b) I hate boob-on-boob action; I really don't like my boobs being smothered by another girls' huge knockers and, if the girl is tall, I hate being smothered by her bosom. I don't know why, but guys are just better huggers. They know how to go into a hug and how long to hold it. They are almost always more sturdy than me and they are definitely warmer, which is simply superb when you live in the drizzly, wind-blown, near freezing state of Washington.

    I reiterate, guys are just better huggers. Of course, that could be because I'm a girl...

    Which begs the question: Am I just incredibly strange and socially awkward because I think guys are better huggers? Which gender do you think nails down the perfect hug- guys or gals?

    Not sure how to hug correctly? StewieIsMyHero has you covered with this fabulous hug guide!

Comments (5)

  • TheBigShowAtUD

    hahaha.  then why do girls hug each other SO much? 

    it's not weird that you'd rather have male hugs.  i approve.

  • wanderingXwondering

    I LOVE being hugged.  It was seriously the WORST part of the recent break-up. 

    And guys are totally better huggers.  Especially guys bigger than me.  It's so dark and warm and safe when a huge guy wraps his arms around you.  Girls dont hug so much as hold in comfort, or pat in greeting.  But a guy will grip you in a real hug.

  • GreekPhysique

    Girls are lousy huggers most of the time, I have to say. But I'm a guy, so I'd still rather hug them anyway.

  • TheSecretLifeOfPandas

    I love hugs from guys. :) they are the best, but...girl hugs are fun too. my friends and I do side hugs.  Mostly because we'll be walking and decide to hug. ha ha. oh hugs hugs hugs. I like hugs in general.

  • Duggan

    No hugging girls? But... but... symmetrical docking! :) Personally, I prefer girls, but that's basically because I like the feeling of softness in it. Guys... they're too hard and angular. And unless it's someone you're close to, it just feels weird. The only thing about hugging the girls back is that you have to be careful not to squash anything important by squeezing too hard. And sometimes, the best way to make someone know that you love them is to squeeze them like a roll of toothpaste.

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